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Our website address is: 5Paragraph.com
Our secure address or URL is this: https://5Paragraph.com
That “HTTPS” instead of the normal “HTTP” – it means our site is considered an Authenticated and Secure Web Site, utilizing an SSL Certificate – Secure Socket Layer.
Your Personal Data
Comments:
You won’t be leaving comments on our Official Web Site – so there’s no Disclaimer or need to worry here!
Just to be super clear – we want your comments, but that’s what easy Contact Forms are all about. They also gave us a phone number in case you want to talk instead of worrying about your Personal Data all the time.
Media:
First – we utilize only images and media from original sources, with permissions and attributions if required. More often, we skip the stock image fiasco, and just take a bunch of our own abstract fun images of random things all around us! You probably clicked a few of them around our site already. If not, you should. Currently, visitors can’t upload images to our site. Why would you want to? We did the work already
If you recognize any images on our site that belong to you, please get in touch, so we can take that stuff down, credit your official business entity, and respect your Copyrights, Trademarks, and Registered Marks, Incorporation, or LLC,..
Contact Forms:
These just rock. Yes, we receive all contact via the forms throughout the site. You may not see any email addresses displayed because rotten SPAM robots have ruined that – now we use forms, and trick the silly robots. Sometimes, humans are fooled as well. Our Contact forms gather at worst, the following information:
- Your Email Address (Provide one we can write back to, don’t be chicken)
- Your IP Address (we don’t store it, but it’s stamped)
- Your Awesome Comments
- Maybe Your Business?
Cookies:
It’s possible our site leaves a few cookies, but they’re not important or delicious ones. Since our site provides information to the public, we have no need to track much of anything. However, since we’re talking about Cookies – those little tiny files containing info about each site you visit.
Our site MAY leave a cookie or two, but please feel free to clear your browser cache, or delete those cookies – Be assured if there is a change to this policy regarding cookies – you’ll see it here, because there’s no way our company is going to email SPAM you about every little policy change. Besides, our policy is in the best interests of the customer and client.
You will not need or have access to an “Account” to browse this web site.
If you edit or publish an article, an additional cookie will be saved in your browser. This cookie includes no personal data and simply indicates the post ID of the article you just edited. It expires after 1 day (like a good cookie should.)
Embedded Content:
There’s a very slim chance we may embed Text, Images, or Video into an article found on our site. If it tries to collect data by representing itself as 5Paragraph – then please consult an attorney – because we didn’t authorize it.
Usually, you will see a Video embedded – but again, the Images and Text is typically original, used with permission, or made of magic.
Finally, we do not require or even recommend any web site offer to have you LOGIN with 3rd Party logins, like Facebook, or Google, or whatever is hot in the next 3 weeks…
Analytics
Who we share your data with:
- The Owner of 5Paragraph.com – Michael J. Penney
- We do not share your data anyone or any entity, and if you made it this far in a Privacy Policy, we are already doing business together, and have Confidentiality Agreements, and Non-Disclosures, and Business Service Agreements.
How long we retain your data:
We do not retain any data, and if we did, we would delete it for you. Least we could do, you know?
What rights you have over your data:
We believe your data is yours. What’s important here is we even think you have a right to know more about US instead.
Where we send your data:
We literally don’t send it anywhere. That’s to say, there’s no data to send Somewhere? Nothing is sent.
Your contact information:
Thank you. If you provided contact info – we will definitely try to contact you. We do not buy lists, or mass market to broad audiences. Your contact information security, or Personal Identifying Information is yours. The End. Have it. Glad to meet you though.
Additional information
How we protect your data:
Data protection is no joke. We ensure all the elements of our business operate within the confines of SAFE, SANE, and CONSENT. We do utilize an SSL Certificate.
If there is any change to the Privacy Policy, it will be updated here. Currently, no data is stored, printed, shared, or written. If so, data would be locked in a secure vault (physical), and double locked on any data storage device.
Industry regulatory disclosure requirements:
We are 5Paragraph, LLC. We are located in North Carolina, USA. We conduct business within the United States of America only. We are not a Financial Institution and we do not provide Legal Advice.
5Paragraph engages in ethical business practices that adhere to Local, State, and Federal Laws. We only encourage positive change, and in the unique event we have to crawl through some mud – It’s our pleasure to do so.
We have been known to provide personal hygiene suggestions, upon request.